You know you're not at BYU anymore when...

at your new school:

• there is a Starbucks right next to the library
• the information booth gives you attitude and makes you feel stupid for asking a question
• people look at you weird when you tell them you are 20 and married
• you have to check your backpack before you go into the bookstore, then on the way out they do the Costco thing and mark your receipt while looking in your bag
• there is no opening prayer before class
• there are a lot of things hanging out of clothes that you would rather not see on daily basis
• while walking to your next class, you walk through a smoker's cloud and look for the nearby fire
• instead of bringing donuts for the class when you are late, they make you bring beer
• FINALLY: there are no friendly smiles given by complete strangers as you walk by

I am definitely NOT in p-town anymore.